WHY JANUARY'S SUCKED!
First off, if you want this question explained in one sentence it's this: A movie called "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters" is the biggest movie 2013 so far. What does that say about America? But if you want a further detailed explanation, keep reading. January is already an absolutely desolate month for movies, and February is no better. Movie studio executives look at the movies that wouldn't do well literally any other time of year and defecate them into theaters for the audience's joying pleasure (*cough cough* lets make some money off some real idiots *cough cough*). With my handy dandy friend Wikipedia (don't judge, this is actually accurate shtuff), I'll go through movie by movie and explain why it came out and why it bombed. Maybe with a little assistance from yours truly people will realize the only reason to go to a theater in January is to catch up on your Oscar movies! TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D (ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE: 19%) The name alone offer...